Friday, January 19, 2007

Here are some cute ones for ya.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a l arge pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

I haven't been able to get into my blog, at home. I'm typing this from work. Don't tell my boss. I must have goofed and unistalled something on my computer that runs blogger. I'm going to have to ask my sweet son inlaw to help me out on this one. I'm not computer saavy at all. I need help. So until I can get the time to get it fixed I won't be able to blog. Just to catch up while I'm here. It is Jan 11,07. Very fridgid. We are talking in the minus 28 and when you factor in the wind chill it's a gorgeous -38. Dang cold! I'm thankful I have a warm building to work in, and a warm home to go to after work. Only 2 1/2 months til spring arrives. Can't wait. We have had a very nice winter up until now. I guess you can say we were due. On a nicer note... I'm so proud of the cadets that I clean for. They work so hard, and live on very little sleep. So last friday when they came back to the dorms after class they were so excited. They had earned their blues(pants with the official RCMP yellow stripe down the sides). They all proudly gave me a fashion show. I was so proud. I know how hard they have to work. It's very strict here. Many rules to follow. I watch as these men and women start their training. They are scared and timid little rabbits. It's great to see them perservere through the tuff challenges and graduate with confidence. Those are some blessings of the job. Well for now I will close off. Until I get my computer fixed, I wish you all well and Happy New Year!