Sunday, September 09, 2007


The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

6 comments:

Wanda said...

I'll take the bed next to yours! I've been wanting to get to know you better!!! Very Cute!

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

AHHHH! I failed! I'll be next to you. :)

ladybird39pm said...

Well at least we would get a bit of rest that way. If we are not joking all the time

Muhd Imran said...

Yikes! I have to check-in too!

Will they tell me the truth about Roswell and Area 51 while I'm there?

Lizard Princess said...

I was duped! But I could have told you that before I even got started (I'm not that bright!)

I see Chocolat is one of your favorite movies. May I be so bold as to suggest another? You probably have already seen it, but I LOVE "Harold and Maude". It is the ideal 'free-spirit' movie! If you haven't seen it, you must and if you have seen it (and it's been awhile), re-visit it! (I do quarterly! Ha ha!)

To Imran:
SOMEONE will probably tell you about area 51, but whether it's the TRUTH or not ....well...
Someone will probably tell you they're Jesus, too- LOL!

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

It's about time for you to give us a new post. :)