Thursday, July 19, 2007

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to"Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."No go.
Next, they tried"Catatonics and High Colonics."Thumbs down again.
Then came"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in"Minds and Behinds."Unacceptable again.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?"Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?"Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:" Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
And the town loved it.


J. Andrew Lockhart said...


classic kim said...

hahah...sweet post! to answer your q: 22. also, no, i never realized that i have friends called Will and Grace... that's hillarious!! you make me smile!

Inside our hands, outside our hearts said...

lol... funny.... I think I may smile at this for a while.

Wanda said...

I will be smiling for a long time!

Carol said...

This reminds of 4 of us at work trying to decide on a name for our walking group. (whichever groups gets the most mileage will win a day off!)