Friday, March 24, 2006
Some funny sightings I found that people sent me. Are these people for real?
Idiot Sighting #1:
at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge,how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly,"That's why we ask."
Idiot Sighting #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. Iexplained that it signals to blind people when the light is red.She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"