Thirteen , crazy random thoughts!

1) I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.


2) I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.


3) I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?


4) Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.


5) All I ask ... is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy .


6) If the world were a logical place,men would ride horses sidesaddle. .


7) What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free ?


8) They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

9) What if there were no hypothetical questions?


10) The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds .


11) One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.


12) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.



13) I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.